Friday, May 30, 2025

"86 47" Explained?


If you've been following the news, you're aware that former FBI Director James Comey posted a picture that showed seashells spelling out "86 47."  The White House, as it is wont to do, promptly got in a kerfuffle.  After all, the argument went, "86" means to get rid of, and so this was, in their view, a call to assassinate the 47th president.

Leaving aside using questionable logic and overexcited hyperbole—not that this White House is wont to do that—I suggest a much simpler explanation.

Comey and "47" are both of an age to have seen the classic TV comedy Get Smart.  (Not to mention the later movie.)  I suggest Comey was merely drawing attention to the similarities between Maxwell Smart, aka Agent 86, and "47."

Smart was a bumbling government official who constantly made mistakes, never adequately thought anything through, and depended on others' intervention to keep disaster from developing.  He always sounded anxious, with his high-pitched, tense voice, while uttering utter nonsense.

"47," by comparison…

Ah.  Well.

So that's my suggested explanation.  And I do consider it plausible.

Completely plausible.  Wouldja believe it?  Completely.

Ah, wouldja believe mostly?