In the Service of the Queen - Free Ebook

In the Service of the Queen, the first novel in a trilogy, is out now, free to download, read or share, here.  (You'll need to create an account to do more than look at the cover art, though.)  (Don't let the "first in a trilogy" part deter you either; it does not end in a cliffhanger.)

A world of seven magical Talents, and a young man in a family of forester-beekeepers discovers he has one of them.  Not only that, he is a Savant, who can pick up the thoughts of others if he is looking at their faces.

There is tension within the realm that he knows little of.  What will he do with his Talent?  Who can he help?  Who will he serve?

Someone he never would have dreamed of.

In the Service of the Queen

See my entry Ebooks Update for a full list of my works on Gutenberg.

Thresholds - Free Ebook

A world of heat and heavy storms.  A depopulated North America, with no working government, and almost no employment.  Too much technology long lost and unattainable.  How can Dante and the few people he's acquainted with have a future?  Where can they go?  What can they do?

And can they do so in a hot, hot-tempered world, in the wake of the mysterious apparitions that have begun to appear?

A surprisingly heartwarming tale of surviving and surmounting difficulties in a frightening world.

This free ebook is available here - but I have to warn you, to read or download books from Gutenberg's self-publishing site apparently requires logging into an account there.

See my entry Ebooks Update for a full list of my works there.

Train Your AI on This

 Nothing else on this site is permitted to be used for AI training.  But for those of you out there using other people's work without credit or compensation, the below is for you:

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Parallel Worlds and Skew - Free Ebook

Have you been looking around and realizing over 1,000 of this blog's entries have disappeared?  I explained why in Ephemera, but either way almost all of this blog's previous content has been moved to free ebooks:

• "How to Write," an Approach That Worked for Me,
• The volume above,
• 300-Plus Problem Words and Phrases, and
  
• All the short stories are in Ice Cold and Other Stories - Expanded Edition or
• Second-Best with a Sword and Other Stories.

See my entry Ebooks Update for a full list of my works, all free to read, download or share.

Meanwhile, as to what's in this one, it's 150,000 words, including a half dozen articles that have never been posted before—here's the Table of Contents:

Decisions
=======
Hard Choices
Meyer's Law and No Regrets
A Calm, Rational Discussion of Gun Control—Hah!
A Historical Look at Gun Control
Social Controls, Culture, and Gun Violence
When Fear Might Overwhelm
Time's Running Out
Leave It to Kevin
Buy, Baby, Buy Buy
A Darned Good Farmer
Sound Bites and Simple Solutions
The Insidiousness of Depression
The Beatles in Perspective
Nothing to Do/No One to See
Pretty? Not at All
Get a Horse?
Barbarians
Setting a Societal Minimum
Barbarians II
Lawyers and Statesmen
True Believers
Leavings of a Life
A Creation Created
Long Days, Nights
Reading Is Thinking?
Try Not to Look Like a Nail
Under the Knife
Fragile
The Society and Culture Curve
"Progress"
Mind, Emotion, and Making Decisions
Fearful Decisions
Sometimes All We Can Do Is Endure
Women as Role Models for Men
Get the _________ You Deserve
Politics of Entitlement
What Do You "Deserve"?
Acumen or Authority?
Socialism's Fatal Flaw
The End of Capitalism?
How Well, Not How Long
Life-or-Death, Split-Second, Go!
No Smoking
If You'd Been Through What I've Been Through…
We Aren't Scandinavia
Don't Follow Your Dreams (Follow Your Talents)
Politicians and the Perception Game
What Socialism Means to Me
Digital Groceries
Throwing Caution to the Winds
Class and Distinction
Dumbocracy
Who Needs a Rear-View Mirror?
Skin. Deep.
Ration the Passion
It Does Not Loom
"All Lives Matter" Misses the Point
Science!
Constraint
Gentle on Our Times
1, 2, 3, Many
Principle vs. Pragmatism vs. Expediency
Why I Dislike Politicians
Very Important
The Truth Hurts, But Post-Truth Hurts More
Galileo, Darwin, 2020
Environmentalism Is a Matter of Degree
How Green Is My Alley
Representative Democracy
Art/Artist
A Note on Punishment
The Rule of Law
Justice and the Law
A Consideration of Cultural Conservatism
Culture Wars
Cell Phones and Culture Wars
Culture of Deceit
So Get Over It Already
We Are Our Choices
It All Comes Down to Eating
Words of Power
Where Does God Draw the Line?
I Am Nothing
I Am Someone
Meaning in an Uncaring Universe: As Above, So Below
It's All About Potential
Redemption Culture
Democracy and Power
Democracy and Power II
Half My Life
Results > Intent
Unconscious Bias
Enforcement
Presidential Power, and a Cushion
I Wouldn't Call It Privilege
He Stood Tall and Strong
Our Future in the Past
Typhoid Mary(s)
Let Me Help You with the Covid-19 Risk Assessment
 Covid Percentages
 Vaccination Percentages
 Infection by Status
 Conclusion I
 Conclusion II
GMO
All Natural!
Unfaithfulness
Independence Car
Democracy's Weakness
"American"
Disinformation
"Have the Guts to Betray"
Where We Should Spend the Money
Uncharted Territory
The #1 Thing You Can Do for the Environment
What Bites Bureaucracies
Books, Movies, Dune
A Vision of Loveliness
Are You "Cool"?
Summer's End
Wasted Years
Staring
Beauty Is in the Eye
Choose Beauty
Inferior Superior?
A Baker's Dozen Epigrams
It Only Hurts When I Care
The Bureaucratic No
Background Noise
The Logical Endpoint of Voting Restrictions
Time
Raised on Television
Celebrity Culture
Wants < Needs
Invalidating Experiences
Echo Chambers?
Better Death than Dishonor?
A Quarrel with Quibbles
Make Do
Complaining
A Century's Perspective
Life on Fast-Forward
It's All an Adventure Till Someone Gets Hurt
Blame, Guilt, Embarrassment, Shame
 Part 1: Blame
 Part 2: Guilt
 Part 3: Embarrassment
 Part 4: Shame
The Greatest Writer of the English Language
Time to Let Go
What's the Point?
Ephemera

A Moment in Time
Bubbles in My Backyard

Critical Thinking
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Facts vs. Judgment
Evolution and Science
Facts, Theories, Judgments, Opinions, and Beliefs
 Part 1: Beliefs
 Part 2: Opinions
 Part 3: Judgments
 Part 4: Theories
 Part 5: Facts I
 Part 6: Facts II
The Big Lie
In the Cross Hairs
Facts vs. Bias
"Not in My Experience"
Not So Fast, Nessie
Just One Blade of Grass
1/6: An Unconventional Angle
 Part 1
 Part 2
 Part 3
George Washington, Edward G. Robinson, and Insurrections
"News"

A Moment in Time
That Years-Ago Grin

History, and Some Beowulf
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A Word Shows Historical Change
Luddites
He Never Saw It Coming
Caesar
The Seventies and How They Turned Out That Way
The Struggle for America's Soul, Part V
A Desert Analogy
An Unlettered "Barbarian" in the White House
Statues and Shortsightedness
Have You Heard of Isaac Murphy?
I'm Telling You, Jack, It's Every Tom, Dick, and Harry
Cowboys of Color
Hiroshima
Towering Complacency
Twenty Years and Two Days
Only Somewhat Supreme
A Judge's Misjudgment?
From Republic to Empire
"Black Death"
Halyards and Carburetors
Spoiled vs. Entitled
Hollywood History
Man on Horseback
The Nuclear Lesson
Progress Is a Modern Concept
 Part 1
 Part 2
"Hapax Legomenon"
Lost to Time
A Very Simplified Introduction to Understanding China
The Redcoats Are Coming! Basic Napoleonic Tactics
Two Hundred Years?

A Moment in Time
When I Look into Your Eyes

Rating Presidents
=============
Rating Presidents
Rating Presidents: Washington
Rating Presidents: FDR
Value Judgments
Worst Election Ever?
Rating Presidents: Nixon
Rating Presidents Plus: John Quincy Adams, Andrew Jackson, and Elitism vs. Common Man Even Today
Rating Presidents: Lincoln
Outsider Presidents
Rating Presidents: Ford, Carter, Obama
Rating Presidents: One Who Wasn't, Colin Powell
Rating Presidents: Not Quite Rating George W. Bush
Rating Presidents: Clinton
Rating Presidents: Reagan
Rating Presidents: LBJ
How Presidents Get Hammered by Historians
Rating Presidents: The Seven Worst?
So What Do We Expect from a President?
A "Better" Country

A Moment in Time
That Little Heart, Beating So Fast

Leadership
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"Hey [Expletive]!"
Learning the Wrong Lesson
Mama Boss
Breaking Point
Discussion Production: No Deflection or Reflection
Obligation and Duty

A Moment in Time
Water Always Wins

Relationships
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The Two Required Words in Relationships
Hearts Like Cement
T-Man: Relationship Power Ratios
Alone
Isolation
Alienated
Friends or Family?
Is It Love?
Is It Love? Us Against the World
Hey Good-Lookin'
Looks
Warmth in the Night
Growing into Ourselves
Forgive? Or Forget?
Liking and Loving Don't Always Go Together
Flirting
Incorruptible Love
Polyamory
May-December
Outta My League
I Made Love to a Dinosaur

A Moment in Time
She Cried

Everyone Is the Hero of Their Own Story
==============================
Relationships
Sexual Harassment
Leadership
Bullying
Narcissism
Dishonor
A Historical Example: "The Slave Power"

A Moment in Time
Lord of the Clouds

Self-Identity
=========
Who Are You?
Memory
Who's in Control?
Blame, Guilt, and Control
Wired for Grief
"How Well You Run!"
Making Widgets?
Wait, I'm the Smart One
Failed Yet?
"Failure Is Not an Option"
Cheating
Those Shining Years of Childhood
Validation?
Real ____________
Who Do You Identify With? Who Do You "Other"?

A Moment in Time
Rain

Life Events
========
The Pond Next Door
The Ragged Edges of Death
Almost Fatherhood
It's Not What You've Got (Farewell)
Our Song
Bonus Time
Outliving Your Loved Ones
One Way Forward
A Word on Weddings
Just Believe?
Pretty Death
Still I'm Sad
Slipping Through My Fingers
Is It Worth Dying For?
Magical Thinking
Frightening
Shock to the System
I Am a Rock God
Broth

A Moment in Time
220 Volts, Right Through the Heart

Memorial
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Bring Out Your Dead
Cousins
Life and Love are Warmth—Farewell, Dearest Friend
Crisis in Heaven
Plastic Animals
Not Much of a Life
Living with Sadness
Death? Unacceptable

A Moment in Time
Broken Handle

Pets and Fostering
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Daddy's Best Boy
A Skittish Cat
Surf Dog
Child's Best Friend
To Our Current Foster Dogs
Such an Aggravating Dog
That Cat Taught Me a Lesson
Destination: Oblivion
Emotional Relativity
They Don't Understand
I Wish I Could Promise Him Safety
Walking the Gravel
Don't Give a Pet for Christmas
Saved!
Girl Power?
Goodbye, Baby
Lose Again
Nobody's Girl

A Moment in Time
Miles and Miles

Holiday
======
Martin Luther King Day
 "I Have a Dream," He Said
Valentine's Day
 A Loyal Heart
Spring Equinox
 A Fine, Exquisite Equinox
Memorial Day
 Memorial
 Flowers and Graves
 Memories, After
 They Died to Keep Us Free
Juneteenth
 My Freedom, and Ours
 Why Juneteenth?
Summer Solstice
 So Long, Solstice
July 4th
 No Taxation without Representation
 The Nobility of Freedom
 Why Freedom Matters
Labor Day
 Labor
Autumnal Equinox
 An Equinox in the Balance
Veterans Day
 In Flanders Fields
 Veterans Day
 November Rain and Chill
 Courage
Winter Solstice
 The True Meaning of Solstice
Christmas
 The Most Loneliest Time of the Year

A Moment in Time
Snowflakes

LGBTQ
======
Transympathy
Gender Identity

A Moment in Time
Magic Is All Around

Words
=====
High Summer, High Noon
We Were Meant to Be Together
"Culling the Herd"
Honey Sugar Sweetheart
Objective/Subjective
"Ecstatic"

A Moment in Time
Fire Flies

Netiquette
=======
Define "Great"
Taste vs. Quality
Taste vs. Quality and Reviews
Taste vs. Quality and Authors (Like Me)

A Moment in Time
Mystic Highway

KWJ's Laws
=========
KWJ's First Law
KWJ's Second Law
What Doesn't Kill You…KWJ's Third Law
You—Today! And KWJ's Third Law
Sitcom Advice, and KWJ's Fourth Law
KWJ's Fifth Law: If You Have to Ask the Question…
KWJ's Sixth Law: You'll Never Get Better…
KWJ's Seventh Law

A Moment in Time
Soaring

Humor
=====
Fifty Shades of Old Bay
This Internet (of) Thing(s)
The Singing Sword…
Efficient English!
Two Dozen Non-Epigrams
All Light Nong
Unintelligent Design

A Moment in Time
Warm

Me
==
A Curious Feeling
An Unexpected Visit
I Survived
Forgotten
How Would I Like to Be Remembered

A Moment in Time
A Flight I Never Imagined

Poetry
=====
Shadowed
Train Song
Have a Heart
But She Never Believes
A Seussian Valentine's Poem?!
Lay Me Down in Winter

A Moment in Time
"So What's This?"

About the Author
 "Legend"

Second-Best with a Sword and Other Stories - Free Ebook

If you were looking for any of the short fiction I previously had posted on this blog since 2022, those stories and several new ones are in my latest free ebook, Second-Best with a Sword and Other Stories.  (The ones before that are in Ice Cold and Other Stories, Expanded Edition, also free, as all my ebooks are.)

See my entry Ebooks Update for a full list.

Sixteen stories, including two novelettes, 32,000 words of science fiction, spooky stories, a couple of Christmas tales, and more.

Three science fiction stories, two more that are specifically time travel, five spooky stories, a humor piece, two that focus on the environment, and a couple of heartwarming Christmas tales.

Table of Contents

Science Fiction-Adventure
Second-Best with a Sword
Drive
Debt Race 2200

Time Travel
Logic of Time
Logic of Time - 1989 original, excerpt
The One

Spooky
Sound
The Other Side of Life
Eyes Closed
Fever
Shadow Dreams

Superheroes
Corona

The Environment
Biotage
Empire of Dust

Humor
Hot People with Guns

Christmas
No Crying at Christmas
It's Only Christmas

300-Plus Problem Words and Phrases - Free Ebook

English has a lot of tricky words, including but not limited to homonyms (loosely speaking), homographs and homophones similar enough to trip people up.  Let's look at some of them, and with luck shed enough light to lessen the missteps.  If nothing else, I bet I can entertain you by turning loose and taking a trip with them!

These used to be on this blog, but I'm moved them to a (free) ebook for longevity.  Direct link to the book: here.  See my entry Ebooks Update for a full list.

Meanwhile, what are all these words and phrases?  Here's the list (note that "a lot" and "allot" count as two, that's how the number gets up over 300; there's a total of 110 entries):

A lot/allot
A while/awhile
Affect/effect
Afterward/afterword
Air/Eire/ere/err/heir
Aisle/I'll/isle
All right/already/all ready
Allude/elude; allusive/elusive; allusion/illusion/delusion
Altar/alter
Alternate/alternative
Amuse/bemuse
Any more/anymore, Any one/anyone
Are/our/hour (R) ("Arrr")
Aye/eye/I (AI)
Bail/bale
Boar/boor/bore
Borough/bureau/burro/burrow
Brake/break
Breach/breech
Cache/cachet/cash
Chute/shoot
Cite/sight/site
Click/clique (klick)
Complement/compliment
Composed of/comprise
Continual(ly)/continuous(ly)
Dammed/damned
Dew/do/due
Discussed/disgust, discuss/discus
Does (does)/dose/doughs/doze
Done/dun
Dual/duel
Eek/eke
Endanger/in danger; En masse/amass/a mass
Exciting/exiting
Fair/fare
Faze/phase
For/fore/four
Gibe/jibe/jive
Gored/gourd (Gord)
Grisly/gristly/grizzled/grizzly
Hear/here (Hear, hear!)
Historic/historical
Hoard/horde
Hole/whole; holy/wholly
Immanent/imminent
Its/it's
Knead/kneed/need
Knew/new (gnu)
Knight/night (benighted)
Lay/lei/lie/lye
Lead/lead/led
Literal(ly)
Load/lode
Loose/lose
Made/maid
Meat/meet (mete)
Moot/mute
Morning/mourning
Mythic/mythical
Nay/neigh
Oar/or/ore
Ordinance/ordnance
Overseas/oversees
Pair/pare/pear
Passed/past 
Peak/peek/pique
Plum/plumb
Poor/pore/pour
Premier/premiere
Prophecy/prophesy; profit/prophet
Prostate/prostrate
Rack/wrack
Rain/reign/rein
Raise/rays/raze (race)
Rap/wrap
Real/reel
Right/rite/wright/write
Ring/wring
Road/rode
Roe/row (row)
Root/route/rout
Sea/see, "C" (sí)
Sew/so/sow
Shoe/shoo
Slay/sleigh 
Soar/sore
Staid/stayed
Steal/steel
Tacks/tax
Tea/tee (T)
Their/there/they're
Tic/tick
Tide/tied (tidings)
Toe/tow
Ton/tonne/tun
Unique/unusual
Vain/vane/vein
Wail/Wale (Wales)/Whale
Way/weigh, under way/under weigh
Wind/Wind/Winded/Wined/Wound/Wound
Wreak/wreck (reek)
Year/light-year/parsec
Your/you're/yore
Yay/yea (yeah)

All intents and purposes; intensive
Bated breath
Cut and dried
First come, first served 

The Importance of Understanding Problem Words

Ephemera

The last flowers of spring, blossoming before summer's heat

Google announced changes to its inactive account policy not long ago, without mentioning blogs specifically.  (Anything blogspot.com is essentially attached to a Google account.)  I dug into the changes a little further, and found that, yes, blogs too.  After two years of account inactivity, a blog will be deleted.

Which is to say that my efforts to produce advice that lasts, essays that can provoke thought for many years, and, I like to think, prose that remains timeless, all stand to be deleted, since I won't live for decades and decades, and thus can't keep my account active that long.  My words and thoughts will be mere ephemera.  Here, then gone.

If I'd known that starting out in 2013, I would have found someplace else to put it all.

Steam rising from a cup of tea

So, there's two results from all this.

One is that I'm going to be producing a bunch of free ebooks in the immediate future, starting with "How to Write," with all my writing entries in it.  There will be another on problem words at some point, and a third with at least most of the blog entries on decisions, relationships, self-identity and other topics down in the right sidebar, not to mention another short story collection, too.

That's one result, if multi-volume, so to speak.

A child's delight on Christmas morning

The other is that I'm not going to be posting essays or thought pieces here.  Other things, but not the things I want to last and last.  I just don't see the point.  I'll take a lot of what's already here, that I think has a timeless quality to it—so, probably not the topical, political, or the pandemic posts—add in some of the unpublished pieces in my stockpile, and publish them all in an ebook, as said above.

That doesn't mean I'll be shutting down the blog.  I'll be posting book announcements, I know.  Probably some other things.  Not everything I say needs to be around for forever.

Let me add that I'm not angry.  Google has its intentions where blogs are concerned, and I have mine.  They mostly aren't compatible, that's all.

Beads of dew on a cool morning

Ephemeral things can be beautiful.  I'm not disparaging them.

But I have no desire for so many of my words to evaporate and vanish, lost but in memory.

As I transition material to ebooks, I expect to remove it from here.  (My apologies for any link rot.)  The blog is too vulnerable to abuses like AI training, even aside from my reasons given above.

"How to Write"—Free Ebook

The subtitle is "My Approach May Not Work for You," which is true of any writing how-to.  It's too individualistic an art.  Nevertheless, out of ten years' worth of work and 140,000 words, not all of which were published on this blog (and a few have had minor changes), there's bound to be something in the book you can use.

It's free to read or download (but not train AI on or, of course, pirate!) here.  See my entry Ebooks Update for a full list.

Table of Contents below the jump; those not posted here already are in bold italics:

Making It Home - Latest Free Ebook

Surrounded by geysers and fumaroles, Aelwin Seer is not just trapped in an inhospitable environment, but an unfriendly one: Seers are dismissed as useless.  He cannot leave, since all mages must live where Archmage Domina can keep her eye on them.  And yet, can he continue to live there, or even to live, once Domina discovers he has no loyalty to her at all?

Taken from his family at the age of twelve, Aelwin hasn't been aware of how much he misses having a home.  But when he escapes from Domina and the Council, he knows he cannot rest until he finds somewhere that will somehow be safe from the most powerful mage in the world.

Can he find such a place of safety?  And make it home?

 Free novel, available now here.  See my entry Ebooks Update for a full list.

Traveling the Transdimensional Highway (New Free Ebook)

Traveling the Transdimensional Highway, my latest novel (and free ebook), is now available here.  (For a list of all of mine, kept up to date, see this entry.)  I'm really pleased with it, needless to say; the pace and suspense in the last half I consider quite compelling.

* * *

Robert Serviss is a mysterious man, in some ways.  He doesn't look like anyone else, not on this Earth, anyway.  All anyone in the town knows of him is that he's just arrived in a Ground Rover that needs some urgent repairs.

A mystery to them, not so much to himself, though he'd like to be.  He doesn't even like to think about his past, or origins.

* * *

He's not from the town he starts out in, not even the world.  He's from a parallel world, from an organization with a lot of reach and resources.  The journey he's on will take him far, farther in most ways than he's ever been.

Farther than he'd ever thought life would take him.

Traveling the Transdimensional Highway: A journey of excitement and imagination.